If you have a Hugues in your gym, consider yourself very fortunate. Hugues are unique and wonderful. They are also quite idiosyncratic. One can always rely on an Hugues. You might ask yourself, “what exactly is an Hugues, anyaways?” That is a very good question. You see, no one really knows for sure. What we do know, is that Hugues are very, very, very old. They are so old, in fact, that no one really knows just how old they really are. It is rumored that they predate the Early Pharohs of Egypt. They have a very good work ethic, so it is perfectly reasonable to assume that when the Pharohs decided to build themselves some pyramids, that a few Hugues volunteered some of their time to help, because seeing as that the marble stones were very, very, heavy, and located a long way off, by the Nile river, they probably figured that the pyramids would never get done in time if they didn’t do most of the work, starting with the CAD drawings.
Hugues are pretty quiet fot the most part. If you find yourself in a conversation with an Hugues, and you can’t understand what it is saying but feel stangely allured, that’s O.K. You see, the reason is that they speak in sexy French accents and they mumble a little bit, so it’s not your fault! This leads us to suspect that they must come from France. One might ask an Hugues, but since they speak in sexy french accents, you shouldn’t bother, because it will do you no good, since you won’t understand what it is saying anyways. Nevertheless, the Hugues will find another means of communication, because they are very resourceful. This is why we believe that they had a hand in painting the cave drawings in Chauvet , Lascaux and Niaux in France. When visitors came to see the Hugues in the early paleolithic, being very smart, they would always find a practical way to communicate, and thus the cave drawings! The Hugues always find a way around difficult problems. They are very accomodating and resourceful.
Never try to feed an Hugues while one is working. The Hugues will always turn down the food because the Hugues must focus on his job and food would only be a distraction to the Hugues. It must get through the work quickly, and besides, an Hugues should go eat with it’s family; as is proper. So the Hugues will likely turn down the meal and you might even feel quite guilty that you offered in the first place!
Usually, if Hugues aren’t working hard or driving their mortor cycle, they are doing gymnastics. Hugues are very good at gymnastics and they are extremly self-sufficient. An Huges is also very unselfish with it’s time. If you need help with your handstand, ask an Hugues for some advice! They will always have something very insightful to say, for an Hugues is very wise and patient, being very old. Even if it is speaking in a sexy French accent, it will find a good way to communicate. If you see one in your gym, you can tell it… “Bonjour, comment ca-va?” Which means “Good day, how do you do?” if it replies, you can follow up with “Merci pour nous aider. Sans vous il c’est possible qu’il n’aurait CrossFit Marin”, which means “Thanks for helping us. Without you, it’s possible that there wouldn’t be a {insert your gym here}.” One should always be nice and cordial to an Hugues, for they are very wise. They have even been seen kicking it with Taubes, who are rumored to be slightly older than Hugues. They are so old, in fact that they wear “Old Guys Rule” shirts, but the Hugues are more modest. They are also very cool when doing gymnastics, and impress everyone. If you ever see an Hugues in your gym, consider yourself lucky. If every gym had an Hugues, the world would be a better place!
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-TorTuga
- Hugues are wonderful workers!
- Hugues prefer to work with friends, but will do it themselves if neccessary!
Consider yourself very fortunate if you have an Hugues!
